Caleb Orion

You’re like a “wind in the willows” kind of person
And by that I mean
Windy, breezy, easy,
(like easy-going)
but not sleazy(ZZYY)
And with willows you kind of like to just
Hang out
And maybe you’re often found near a river … — …
Where moles ride by in boats, making friends,
With toads. (But not in moats, this ain’t no rhyme time)
Do you make friends with toads?

Here’s the second half of the poem:
You’ve got it made, like really made
Washing-machine-swisher-made, like
Koolaid-cool like Dennis Quaid
Get the switch? It’s a bait for your mind,
So don’t forget, yeah yeah yeah!
And here’s a kicker,
I won’t drop oil in your river,
So sopping soaked seals, struggling to breathe,
They’ll be safe, you’re safe, safe like
Milk
Unless someone’s allergic, then it’s not safe.
So, that’s probably a bad
Simile.

Ok, here’s the third half:
Just kidding, the poem ends
Here.
^ The poem ended up there.